First of all I want to say that I hate the "new" way to submit deviations. This proves my theory: DA is ruled by a couple of stupid idiotic nerds who have never had sex in their pathetic life.
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Now. It has been a while since the last time that I posted a porny deviation. So this is 2013 first!
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Gooey version available @ my website. I can't post the web address of my website here because it is against DA rules, However, unless you are a totally stupid completely idiot ignorant (like DA thinks you are), you will find it.
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(OK just add www. to my name damn it, got it?! and dot com at the end jezzz...)
Anyway(1). I really like the new Spider Man with Andrew Garfield. Darker, real, It is way out less dorky, nerdy and annoying than Tobey Maguire. However I love Spider man 2002 because it was just like the books. But then he started dancing and playing the piano and shit...gezzz...SUPERHEROES DO NOT DANCE!, DAMN IT!!!! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW OR WHAT?!!!!!
Anyway(2) Andrew Garfield's Spider Man looks more real. I like it because it is skinny and the outfit actually folds in the extremities, not like painted (SPM 2002). Also every single shoot of AGS came out straight from the comic books. Looks more McFarlenesske
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And C'mon...Emma Stone VS Kirsten Dunst...NO CONTEST!!!!
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Anyway(3) Here is this porny drawing.
And now I'm gonna get POLITICALLY DA INCORRECT...Hell Yeah! 2013 1st!!!!
DA MAKES A LOT OF MONEY OUT OF THE PORNOGRAPHY THAT WE DAILY POST!. MAKE NO MISTAKE! THEY WANT YOUR PONIES AND OUR T&A, WHICH WORTH THE SAME TO THEM. DON'T GET FOOLED BY THE DA RULES!. I KNOW ALL OF THEM. AFTER 789 DEVIATIONS DELETED BY THE DA DESK, I KNOW THE RULES
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RULES ARE MADE TO BE BENT.
THIS DEVIATION COMPLIES WITH ALL THE DA TOS AND SHIT!. THEY LOVE ME MADLY
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IF THEY DELETE THIS DEVIATION, OR BLOCK ME, OR DELETE MY ACCOUNT, THEN YOU KNOW I WAS RIGHT, I'M A MARTYR, A SYMBOL. JESUS HAD DAYS LIKE THIS!
IF YOU ARE 18+, PORNOGRAPHY IS NOT AN OPTION, IT IS A RIGHT!!! YOUR RIGHT!!!!!! JUST LIKE RELIGION, ANY FUCKING RELIGION!!!!THEIR SOCIETY WONT ACCEPT US. WE FORM OUR OWN. THE PRUDES HAVE PLAYED THEIR HAND! NOW WE GET READY TO PLAY OURS. WHO'S WITH ME?
THAT SPIDER HAS A PLAN....
I'M HERE, TO SAVE YOU
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..anyway(4) What's for breakfast?
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